Baseball Is Getting Desperate

Ah, the local Brewers:

Want free baseball tickets? All you had to do last night was show up at Miller Park, home to the Milwaukee Brewers, and let a doctor check your prostate.

After the "free and confidential" rectal exam, you would have scored two free tickets to a future Brewers game.

One of my colleagues at work is trying to put together a team outing to a Brewer game. Hmmmm.